The Pirates who don't do anything

Gettin' Yer Sea Legs

(And sea smooches!)

These gang adjusts to living on the high seas, and do their best to stay afloat (metaphorically speaking of course, literally speaking it's VERY easy to stay floating on a ship!). Even if it didn't start out on their own terms, they are determined to make the best of it, and become the best sea criminals ever! They even start their own buddy club, and everyone is invited! 

They do lots of amazing things, like gambling, and winning at gambling! And so far, none of them have been singled out for not pulling their own weights. 
In particular, Sam gained the gift of love, totally messed up a dude real bad with his pain skills, and then spit on him!  Kapeck made the worlds tastiest grilled cheese, bought Grok a gift of chocolates, and serenaded the Captain over dinner (what a romantic, dreamy bird boy!). Treebeard starts showing signs of a workaholic, but in doing so makes a great friend (ME! RAANDYY! I was writing this journal the whole time!). And Rei talks and sings her way out of ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING…except swabbing the deck!

Time will tell how this goes, but I have a feeling about these guys! And that feeling is love!


Captain_Mendez Captain_Mendez

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